life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water
oh.ok i might need glasses:)
put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me
"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?
1 minute til hatman
I care more about being spoiled about what Chocolate Guy is making at the start of his tiktok videos than I do about Marvel movies. Don't post "chocolate guy makes a ____" in the description, I want to see him pour chocolate into an egg mold and then 2 minutes later be like "oohh shit " when I realize that it's actually a life size chocolate model of himself making a life size chocolate model of himself making a solid chocolate model of himself making a
new type of guy who goes into confession booths just to brag to someone abt their accomplishments: applaud me father for I have winned
There’s an old Jewish joke about this:
A man goes into a confession booth and says “Bless me father, for I have sinned. It’s been years since my wife died, and I thought I would never love again, but I finally tried dating again and I immediately had a threesome.”
“How long has it been since your last confession?” asks the priest.
“Never, I’m Jewish.”
“Then why are you telling me this?”
“Telling you? I’m telling everybody!”
Hi all! I have some unfortunate (but fortunate sort of) news to share.
I had just started my new job a few weeks ago but, unfortunately, I had to put in my two weeks notice last week due to being misgendered multiple times within the first two weeks of employment and many other large red flags.
The reply was "Nah, your last day is Friday" instead of honoring the two weeks notice.
This means I am back to being “out of work” for the time being and have already begun my hunt for a new job once again.
However, in the meantime that means we are back to MORE streams more regularly to help out with being out of work and also to enjoy more time with y’all.
That said, if you can donate to help us get through the month while I keep up the job hunt, it'd be very much appreciated!:
P@yPal: Paypal.me/kdinj
Ca$hApp: $KdinJ
Kofi: ko-fi.com/kdinjenzen
Peace and love today to you all my dears, darlings, and degenerates!
Currently 7 months unemployed and have been sending out 30-50 applications per week since I became unemployed.
Unemployment is running out in the next month.
Bills/Rent are around the corner again.
If you can help, it's much appreciated.
Alright, hoping this is the last time I have to do this.
Unemployment has completely run out, and bills are due on August 1st.
Need to raise enough to keep us good for the next month and then, hopefully, I have an opportunity that may start to pay off starting mid way through August.
$281/$2000
gonna start saying “you couldn’t make x movie today” but for reasons unrelated to political correctness
you couldn’t make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane
You couldn’t make American psycho today because Christian Bale would actually kill Jared Leto for real
I don’t see that as a deal breaker.
who was it that said “post like you are unemployed, even when you are not”? was it sun tzu
