do i need to be institutionalized or is it just my period
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT TERRIFYING PIRATE CLOWN
It's called a mirror, I think
So we've been having a bit of a debate in the office because we wanted to do the headline "Local man gives up sugar for 12 minutes" but then overdoing the "local man" trope is a bit male-centric, so we considered "Local woman" but then that sounds like we're typecasting women so that wasn't great either, but I think we've finally found a worthy compromise:
i love when smthing makes u mad and then u eat food and ur like okay that was still wrong but im normal about it now
Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form
oh you didn’t like the dashboard changes? well here’s a fucking scary clown. how do you like it now, asshole? I bet yesterday’s dash seems like the land of milk and honey.